im pretty sure i wont be doing any Gossip Girl posts until November. lo ciento. lets hope Chuck and Blair dont spontaneously combust before then.
here’s the new Tegan and Sara track from the upcoming Sainthood, though: Hell
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged because im chuck bass, because we're chuck and blair, gossip girl posts galore, hell freaking yes, ill insert a gossip girl reference wherever i please. on August 10, 2009| 2 Comments »
holy shit. it’s here. the finale! what crazies can joshie schwartz throw at us now?? i actually tried not to live blog this one, bc i was watching with 941 and friends, buuut boyalex saw my pain and kindly offered his laptop (such a gentleman!), and so, here we go!
be warned, this isnt going to be a super snarky, detailed post. mostly, i was focusing on the fact that 1) my thai takeout was awesome, 2) so was my red wine and 3) if blair and chuck didnt get it on soon, i was going to have a psychotic breakdown and quite possibly embarrass myself even further. anyway, lets investigate some of this week’s gems, and lament on the fact that we now have to wait a whole summer for more nail-biting madness.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's, ill insert a gossip girl reference wherever i please., UES 2009 > LA circa 80something on May 13, 2009| Leave a Comment »
the GG reality index:
Okay, so let’s get into this subplot, of the real show, wherein Chuck creates Blair’s dream prom for her just “to make sure she had the perfect night.” This is the type of totally unrealistic, hokey plotline that damages young girls forever and fucks up their expectations for men in general. Like on a scale of one to ten, one being Dan’s borrowing a dress from his sister for Serena and ten being the most popular guy in school dumping his hot girlfriend in order to show up at the house of some sophomore he’s never met in a muscle-hugging plaid shirt and whisk her off in a red Ferrari to enjoy a makeout sesh over a birthday cake because she seems, like, real, Chuck’s fairy-godmother act is a least a seven or an eight. First of all, high-school guys are neither detail-oriented nor especially thoughtful, and they are certainly not into performing selfless actions of romance they will not get credit, i.e. laid, for. If they do, then they are stalkers and weird. Second, Jessica has lived her entire life without ever having received a dress mysteriously delivered in a box from Paris that looked like a hideous Beyoncé creation on the hanger but in real life was breathtaking and fit her exactly, and she has a sneaking suspicion that this is due less to her station in life than the fact that it never happens to anyone, ever. If you know differently, please e-mail jpressler [at] nymag.com with the entire story. Until then, minus 10.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged brittany snow actually wasnt that bad, dan is boring, eighties flashback!, gossip girl posts galore, i want more little j, rufus and lily need to get married already, sandy and kristen cohen were epic, serena is a moron on May 12, 2009| 1 Comment »
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged are ed westwick and jessica szohr actually dating?, because im chuck bass, chuck > nate, gabriel is the new madoff, gossip girl posts galore, i heart wally shawn, lll talk BtVS without shame, more dorota please, more judaism, please dont let rufus lose all his money, serena is a moron, she will walk through the fire and let it burn, where's the afikomen on April 28, 2009| 7 Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged are ed westwick and jessica szohr actually dating?, because we're chuck and blair, dan does cauliflower mary, gayface, gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's on March 24, 2009| 2 Comments »