j. humph rocked this episode.
not going to lie, the complete lack of suspense tonight was a little ridiculous.
blair calls chuck inhuman, and says he should hang out with dan. dan’s mentor tells him he needs to break out of his boring holdenesque existence. chuck shows some pain, dan shows some spunk; they end up in jail. chuck finds out dan’s writing about him and freaks out (charlie trout! how original!!). i comment on how attractive ed westick is, even while sneering. julia makes note to start speaking in a whisper and avoid all eye contact with people. not sure it’d have quite the same effect.