facebook did not just send me this email:
me: you did not just join facebook!
mom: why? you dont want me seeing things?
me: No! i drink, i have sex… sometimes with people. i tell you those things anyway even though you dont want to hear it
mom: well i certainly hope you watch what you put on there – employers and [insert employer-related mini lecture]…
me: no, no – [insert mini explanation about understanding responsibility!!] it’s just that [insert explanation about old people on facebook being creepy and just generally weird]
mom: i cant talk about this now.
and then she hung up on me!