and so the live (west coast, dvr’d) blogging begins again!
how ive missed kristen bell’s voice. annnd jenny is back to school?? man, that storyline lasted about as long as jesse and deanna did. at least she’s laying off the racoon eyes. oh! and great music. ahh uncle jack arrives! ohh chuck!! that hair! god he loves the asian chicks, i wonder if i have a chance!
another exclusive club! more ways for blair to feel inadequate next to serena (cough, cough, yale) im not looking forward to this. but man, dorota has perfect timing. and WHAT is blair doing sharing texts with jacky bass!
nelly’s glasses! wonderful! i wish i had a pair! “nelly yuki is the new old jenny humphrey” brilliant, eric, brilliant.
ohhhh my god. uncle jack is hot. and chuck is… passed out. dorota “following” blair – come on, b, we all know you wanted the support!
child services! rufus is on the hunt!
ugh serena is back. AND it’s over with aaron. no big surprise. good lord these two are so boring. blake lively loves the partial lip bite. so over this. again. seriously.
ooh but b and s! THAT i can get into. ew, enter dan: “im going to go vomit now” = thank you, b.
it’s a… BOY! now, i get where rufus is coming from, but man is he annoying.
forzen yogurt! theyve banished nelly to another table??! vicious!! i love how nelly is the pure, virginal servant in white, and penelope and the meanies are all red, fight, and blue. “im not little j anymore“. love it.
blair walking through the smoking haze to harass chuck about smoking. he looks like he’s completely strung out. this sucks! i want the passion and the intensity and the hilarity.
rufus laying down the line! his kid gets to get it on with lady van der woodsen, and he sees his life flashing before his eyes again… the same mistakes he made, nooo dan, no!!
i love blair standing up for charles! and who says chivalry is dead?
“she’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s like 9 levels hotter than dan.” well put, j.
except for the part about serena being smart or funny.
hmm, jenny makes a strong case! but so does penelope.
“i know, i was surprised, too… ..that’s not entirely true.” leighton, i adore you.
“god, p, tone down the crazy.” ooh i like hazel. she’s kinda cute.
man, jenny is such a baller. does anyone else think it’s crazy that penelope looks like ten years older than the rest of the meanie’s cast? oh wait, it’s television.
ahh a classy strip club! im really not excited for chuck to hurt blair more. and im not digging the way chuckie’s hair is all flat and douchey. this is just ridiculous.
the supercouple is snooping! so harriet the spy (speaking of, when’s georgina coming back??!). i might buy serena as nancy drew, but Dan a hardy boy? hardly. ohhhh but wait! maybe hobbit’s brain isnt as small as i thought…
blair, dont cry! i hope this doesnt blow her chance at the colony club!! but if it does… blair, you can uh, colonize me. if you like? i do look goof in arglye!
annnd dan goes and does what he always does. makes a disaster out of a mess!
hey, where’s gayface this episode? i feel like someone (gg?) mentioned him and vanessa early on, but god knows i wasnt paying attention to that.
“you’re not the first born humphrey!!” man, that’s a total buzzkill. lets hope dan does s before he drops the big brother bomb on her.
im a little worried for blair. cant she jsut get what she wants for once???
“ive always felt the colony club exemplified the highest ideals of character – public service… i frequenty feed the ducks in central park. and read to blind children.” (do the hilarity of leighton’s lines remind anyone else of classic joss whedon? say… buffy circa 0-anything?!?)
oh my god. these women are awful. ahh the obligatory chuck question. wait, do it! stand up for chuck! YES!
“i thought i was leaving high school behind. i guess you never do.” Dorota’s smile in response? awesome.
good lord chuck’s party is a bordello of messy broads. annnd eric!
peneope: you win. / jenny: i know. love it.
wait, what? nelly, youre silly.
a heartfelt scene from kelly rutherford! and i actually agree with everything she’s saying. she wasnt ready. rufus is such a selfish ass.
i love blair’s audrey in diamonds look. dont tell me jack’s going to try and hit on blair. ew. and do NOT follow her to the roof! oh hello! ed westwick in the wind = reminiscent of robbie pattinson’s ridic coif post-twilight. but god he wears it so much better. are jack and blair going to do more verbal sparring?
“im chuck bass!! who cares???”
god, predictable and still, loving every second of it. ugh, go away jack! hello, sacred moment!
…and rufus actually exhibits some good parenting. dan is SO freaking selfish. thank god rufus and lily are going to see their child. maybe now theyll stop referring to him as such.
wait, what? new years? what happened?!!? HOLY SHIT. no. blair and uncle jack?? nooooooooooo.
next week: are my fears unfounded? they dont seem to be. shit.