ahh the return of the live blog!
it’s been two weeks, and im about ready for some drama! here’s to hoping tat if bart bass actually does die, he takes vanessa, dan, and the dirty artist with him. and jenny’s eyeliner.
– blair comparing herself to angelina jolie? priceless. heck, id buy it.
– nastia!!! in the credits! god, if id won five medals in Beijing, id be asking for a bedroom scene with ed westwick. twice.
– vanessa = EVIL
– lily, could you be more desperate?
– WHAT Vanessa?? making out with nate? WTF?? two weeks and suddenly she;s with gayface? good lord she moves fast
– ew sexi lexie flirting with dan? ugh no chemistry and he’s a hobbit.
lexi = the quintessential obnoxiously sweet college girl. i think she lived in the upper quad my freshman year
– holy shiiiit. jenny, you rock for calling vanessa out. v, seriously??
– ooh a wager! for dorota! like she were a car!!! priceless!! she IS such a better trade than the limo
– ooh hello serena’s boots. and ugh, could lexi be more tacky. she looks like she’s from north jersey
– a double date? really? is THAT a good idea? and she likes to sleep with guys on the first date?? could this BE more tacky?
– ohh no! chuck and his dad… bart, redeem yourself! where do you think he learned to be so snarky from??
– ahhh socialites plotting to take down the lessers of the world! why dont i have any idea what theyre plannign to do? why are they no where near as deliciously evil and creative as blair waldorf? why is jenny succumbing???!
– b and s!! ahh how i live for these moments! stop talking and put that bed to use.
– “oh absolutely, guys hate to be caught off guard with sex on the first date”
– ohh nooooo jenny what are you doing?? it’s agnes all over again! except you look cute with your hair up like that
– “chuck doesnt like his fruit pre-picked”
– “somewhere between mormon and moron” – seriously. how do all the actors on this show not hate leighton and ed for getting ALL the good stuff.
– dorota joining facebook?? im SO going to friend her.
– serena hasnt slept with aaron yet?? are you kidding me? ugh, revirgination.
– hmmm vanessa doesnt look awful in that dress but her hair – ugh
– ooh lily! like the dress!! and the red lipstick! ohh noooo dont run to rufus!!
– nastia liukin! not bad… except she’s looking a little plain… awkwaaard
– the set up? this is hilarious. the chuck bass look!! priceless!!
– dan dances like a douche.
– lily totally just changed her makeup for rufus. what happened to those fire engine red lips? girl got dowdy for the dance with Brooklyn boy
– ahh the obligatory confrontation between serena and lonelyboy. and for once i actually want them to mush. mostly because i possibly hate dirtyaaron more than i dislike d-lame-o
– “i thought sex was meaningful to you?” “it is, especially when i havent had it in a long time” – if dan were chuck bass, that wouldnt have been a joke
– oh good lord what is jenny wearing? please use that giant animal to hide vanessa’s dress
– “how long does that subway thing take??”
– ugh i dont get it? how was that so embarrassing? vanessa’s body is sick. id flaunt that! more light!
– ohh nate, the voice of reason now, are we? get off your fucking high horse. now no one’s getting laid there?
– oh good lord. little charlie trout talks like chuck! hilarious.
– lily, please dont be so desperate. please. rufus, dont be such a pussy. seriously. this chick has dissed you time and time again. you are SUCH a woman. i see where lonelyboy gets his obnoxious from.
– oh man, is bart going to die tonight??? please dont let anything happen before chuck and blair hook up!!
– nate telling vanessa he wants to be with her? ugh. talk about forced chemistry.
– jenny humphrey loses again. this sucks! wait, redeeming snark! whew!
– thank god. chuck and blair. ive been waiting for this all night.
– oh i so called this. mrs bass, there’s been an accident. i guarantee it. this better not ruin blair and chuck hooking up
– ugh more dan / serena moments. neither one of them is getting laid tonight after pulling this bullshit with their dates.
– “greatest night of my life“… night? was it just once? now THAT is sad.
AND over?? already?? god ive missed this.
Next week: the lily van der woodsen secret hangs in the balance. please please please be that Dan is actually Eric’s father. or better yet, Serena’s! God that’d be fabulous. The show could take a little george michael – maybee turn! hmmm and it looks like chuck is at the bottom of all this. im digging the way his hair looks all wild. lets hope blair succumbs to all the drama (all this death, i… just want to feel alive. make me feel alive, chuck, make me feel alive… oh yes, right there…) tell me im not the only one picturing this right now.