the GG reality index:
Okay, so let’s get into this subplot, of the real show, wherein Chuck creates Blair’s dream prom for her just “to make sure she had the perfect night.” This is the type of totally unrealistic, hokey plotline that damages young girls forever and fucks up their expectations for men in general. Like [...]
Posts Tagged ‘I’ll bet you three Dorota’s’
thank god for the daily intel
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's, ill insert a gossip girl reference wherever i please., UES 2009 > LA circa 80something on May 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
lily totally did trent reznor.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged are ed westwick and jessica szohr actually dating?, because we're chuck and blair, dan does cauliflower mary, gayface, gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's on March 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
we’re back! oh, all these old storyines resurfacing. and dorota in her fuzzy pink bathrobe =) let’s go!
all the world’s a stage
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged age of innocence my butt!, are ed westwick and jessica szohr actually dating?, because im chuck bass, better late than never, dan is (not so) lame, gayface, gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's, ill watch anything joshie schwartz wants me to, is gossip girl new tonight, josh schwartz > ilene chaiken, kate french is ridiculously hot, leighton gets the best lines, silversun pickups, there's no way serena would get into yale on March 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
okay, first things first – apologies to all my (five) faithful readers. this is long long long overdue.
but let’s just jump into it, shall we? it’s been a month (plus?) since we’ve seen our favorite crew (hmm, note the strategic timing of one rolling stone article & delicious cover shoot), and it seems everyone’s going [...]
can’t hardly wait.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged because we're chuck and blair, brittany snow might actually be the perfect lily van der woodsen nee rhodes, dan is lame, gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's, ill insert a gossip girl reference wherever i please., still hot for teacher, this post is erin.whitney approved (i think), where's wally shawn? on March 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
god, yes. oh god, yes.
it’s amazing how vulnerable leighton can make blair seem at times.
happy now, e.whit?
ah, the old self fulfilling prophecy
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dan does cauliflower mary, dan finally gets some, goodbye handsome dan, gossip girl posts galore, headmistress queller on the GG site is like my mother on facebook - oh so wrong, I'll bet you three Dorota's, josh schwartz > ilene chaiken, kate french is ridiculously hot, leighton gets the best lines, more chuck and blair, well things just got very very interesting on February 3, 2009 | 2 Comments »
this week: how about we just jump right in?
i keep forgetting to post this!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged can anyone else taste the lez subtext between blair and serena?, chuck and blair, helena peabody rocks my socks, i hope jenny forgives shane, I'll bet you three Dorota's, ill insert a gossip girl reference wherever i please., jesse spano does prescription pills on sbtb, josh schwartz > ilene chaiken, kate french is ridiculously hot, showmance, you broke my heart on January 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »
according to OK!, my favorite model-turned-actor of the moment makes the leap from The L Word – stops over at the now defunct South of Nowhere – and lands on…Gossip Girl.
good lord, a thousand times yes. is it too much to ask that she be thrown into the awesome subtext that is Blair and Serena?
holy whoa
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged because we're chuck and blair, chuck and blair, chuck is like a far more sinister dexter with better st, dorot, gossip girl posts galore, i love my new hours, I'll bet you three Dorota's, more crossovers on January 13, 2009 | 8 Comments »
gossip girl!! and im ACTUALLY live blogging it this week!
we open on last week: all i know is i am terrified about this whole new year’s shenanigan. and i really want to hate hate jack bass, but i think im stuck with just mild dislike because he’s deb’s sexy / obnoxious / questionably [un]ethical partner [...]
heck, yes.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dear gossip girl, gossip girl posts galore, I'll bet you three Dorota's, if you seek ... wait, kristen bell is a hottie, spell it out, vanessa sucks, vote keith for mayor, white boys rapping, wrong reference on January 7, 2009 | 7 Comments »
i knew i wasnt the only one digging kbell.
I’ll bet you three Dorota’s /
I could make ya happy /
Bake you pumpkin pies sweeter /
Than two French pappies
Nate Archibald’s a gigolo /
for Catherine the lady /
she’s got more libido /
than Agnes got crazy
What a yummy cappucino /
ooh! Thanks Vanessa! /
Hope ya dirty [...]
